How to Show Up Clean of Marijuana on a Urine Drug Test
THC is what is looked for in a drug test to find usage of marijuana. THC is fat soluble and that means that it stores itself inside your fat cells. For you to cleanse the THC from your lipid tissue, it is something very difficult to do. There are a lot of natural or herbal products which the company claims holds the power to clean your system and assist you in passing the drug test but you have to remember that the herbal products do not actually remove the THC contents inside your fat cells.
There was a study done in the 90's which consisted of the 50 most popular products which were used to remove the drug contents and pass a drug test. In result, all 50 products were not capable of providing a negative drug content result on the test by just using the product as instructed. However, just like diet pills, the hype and concept that it works will continue to exist.
Probably the most common ingredient that people use in an attempt to pass a drug test is the contents from the 'Goldenseal' plant but this ingredient does not actually work and is just useless.
The only method which would actually work to directly remove THC from your fat cells is to actually exercise. Fat cells will let out THC metabolites through a steady speed in a certain period of time. No matter what herbal products you use, you can't permanently remove the THC metabolites from your fat cells from them.
However, it is possible to temporarily remove the THC metabolites from your fat cells with herbal products. You could also dilute your system with fluids to cause a larger amount of urination and less concentration. The problem is that no matter what you do, your blood stream will continue to take THC metabolites from your fat cells. Similar, your urine will keep collecting THC metabolites through the source of your blood stream.
So the first thing that might interest you is diluting your urine. The dilution process is easy to grasp and we will go over it now.
Dilution Method
You can dilute your metabolites (lower concentration and higher urine yield) and depending on your metabolic rate, it could even drop under 50ng/mL if you are lucky enough. The problem with diluting your system is that they will usually test your urine for creatinine concentration amounts as well and this can display that there was a dilution attempt. It is usually obvious as well when someone attempts to dilute the urine because it will cause clear urine to occur and will have very little amounts of yellow mixed into it.
Just based on the color of your urine sample, you could end up having your sample tossed and your test needed to be redone on a further date because of the good chance that the urine is diluted.
It is just essential that you start the dilution process a few hours before producing the sample. If you actually go days on end, you are just torturing yourself and there are not really any benefits of doing so.
Consuming Water in Regards to Urine Dilution
You should consume a minimum of 8 glasses of liquids right before the test - the preferred fluid would be water as it digests easiest and can dilute the urine more efficiently. You have to remember that the water alone will not remove the THC metabolites from your system at all and the process keeps going at the same rate. The normal amount of THC metabolites that disburses from your fat cells and blood stream into your urine stays the same even though your urination yield increases.
The method to speed up the exertion of THC metabolites is to exercise and sweat it out but the rate that it comes out isn't a substantial increase.
You do not want to consume too much water though because you can over hydrate your body and even though it is difficult, and you'd more than like puke before it goes to the extent, water overdose can be fatal.
Creatinine Concentration Amounts
If your attempt is to dilute the urine, you don't want to have a low trace amount of creatinine in your urine as it will be obvious of what you are doing. To increase your creatinine concentration amount, consuming a large amount of red meats for the three days leading up to your test can drastically drag the trace up to a normal amount - but again, there is no need to over consume. The only thing you would have to worry about after this is the color of your urine.
Assisting the Color of Urine
A method that you could use to change the color of your urine from a diluted near clear to the normal yellow, you should consume 50-100mg's of Vitamin B beforehand. A lot of types of Vitamin B are effective but the most efficient would be Vitamin B-2 and Vitamin B-12 which is both consistent in (B) complex vitamins but some will also say that Vitamin C is even more effective. Neither is proven to work more efficiently than the other.
Using vitamins cannot guarantee a negative result for drug use on the test but it can assist the dilution attempt in stopping any red flags from occurring due to the color of the urine. You also have to see if the vitamins that you are consuming are time release capsules or not. If they release over a period of time, you will have to crush them up and then just take the powder.
Getting yellow urine when diluting it is not that important because they don't have a prior (normal) sample to examine to see if it looks normal or not and they can't really call you a liar or cheater because of a clearer urine as a lot of people naturally have a clearer urine color.
Using Diuretic Products
Diuretic products like coffee, beer, herbal tea, and cranberry juice all have one thing in common - they cause people to urinate quite frequently. Grapes are generally very good to be used as a diuretic product. It is best that you get a diuretic product which does not contain any or much alcohol or caffeine because both have bad side effectives and can do more harm than good to your body.
Cranberry juice is a good and cost efficient diuretic product but needs an acquired taste. You should stay away from high salt products. Herbal diuretics are also more efficient than various home remedies such as juice.
Diuretic products and other solutions:
Ultimate Blend - Previously referred to as Test Free, Ultimate Blend is a diuretic product which was formed for people to take advantage of to pass drug tests. Ultimate Blend is marketed by the creators, Zydot, and even though this particular product is very popular, it does not work any better than any other diuretic products.
Detoxify Carbo Clean - This product is still pretty new on the market (and has not been tested by a third party) but is getting quite a bit of attention as well. The company states that the product holds the power to absorb toxins from your fat cells but any professional will argue that it is impossible for anything to absorb THC metabolites from your bodies’ fat cells.
Naturally Klean Herbal Tea - The business claims that this drink will cleanse your body of any and all drug metabolites within only hours of consumption but a lot of people claim that the product will do nothing but help further dilute your urine. Some of the ingredients in this tea include dandelion roots, burdock roots, licorice roots, alfalfa leaves, and red clover tops but there is a much more extensive list. From the whole list, the only one that sticks out is the first ingredient - dandelion roots. Dandelion roots are noted to be a very efficient diuretic ingredient.
Goldenseal - As mentioned earlier, Goldenseal is completely useless. Goldenseal is a particular kind of plant which the main ingredient is extracted from the root or leaves and formed together as a pill and then consumed - you could also use Goldenseal in the form of tea or various other liquid forms. It is thought that Goldenseal in liquid form digests slower than it does in pill form though but the dilution effect that the liquid form adds would probably almost balance it out. Goldenseal is a type of diuretic product but is just as effective as the rest of them.
Certa (Certo) - This is a diuretic product which has not been tested. It is somewhat related to canning and there are people that will swear in and out all day that it works great but then again there is those who will contradict that. Before relying on this product, there would have to be an actual lab testing on the product before you should inlay any faith in it.
Vales - This product is just like Goldenseal and is completely useless. The water consumed with it will dilute your urine and Vales itself does not do anything for you at all that water can`t.
Lasix - Consume a 80mg dosage of lasix (furosemide) via prescription - prescription diuretic products are a lot more potent than any other. There are some over the counter diuretic drugs available that can change the color of your urine to blue and you should make sure that you stay away from these. You should keep in mind that diuretic products can cause damage to pregnant women, diabetics, and people with kidney problems.
Vinegar - It has become a very popular myth that consuming a large amount of vinegar will hide drug metabolites but the fact is that vinegar will cause a lower amount of pH in your urine. This can be very efficient when trying to get rid of amphetamine metabolites from your urine as they can be removed at up to triple the speed when the urine is acidified. Therefore, vinegar can cause a shorter detection time for amphetamine drugs but the drop isn`t drastic and isn`t really worth it considering you have to consume a lot of vinegar. A large consumption of vinegar can cause diarrhea but it is best that you drink it in shots instead of sipping from a glass.
Dexatrim - There is another myth floating around which states that consuming phenylpropanolamine (a main ingredient in Dexatrim) will cause you to succeed in passing your drug test but it is proven that it will not actually work. Dexatrim is considered to be a `false positive` and can actually work as an enemy in the process. The myth probably begun because there were claims that it will speed up the metabolic rate, but because it is proven that Dexatrim will cause you to have a positive result makes the product completely useless to you.
Fiber - Planning a diet consisting of a high fiber intake can drastically help relocate the bodies’ fat soluble metabolites to the colon instead of being located in the bladder - therefore lowering the concentration of drug metabolites in the urine. The main method of metabolite elimination in the stool is through bile acids. EMIT and RIA is just the same in a way as they both detect a back up or secondary drug metabolite which is a result of being reabsorbed from your intestines. This means that someone with a high fiber diet can end up a large amount of drug metabolites in the stool. Consuming a laxative which is based on fibers can also help as it binds together bile acids. You should use fiber laxatives with caution as they can modify your bowel movement schedule and result in a dependant schedule.
Vitamin lecithin - This would be one of the newer solutions and is still being developed. This particular type of vitamin will go through the process of breaking down fat that is stored in your body and send it directly to your blood stream. This process will help remove the drug metabolites which are stored in the lipid tissue - for instance, THC metabolites. It is suggested by NORML that you consume vitamin lecithin up until the day prior to the drug test but this sounds like it may be ineffective because it will cause the THC to locate back to your blood stream and increase in drug metabolite concentration in your urine.
It's recommended by some people to frequently consume vitamin lecithin regularly and then break off the consumption prior to the test because the vitamin lecithin will clean THC metabolites from your lipid tissue and this makes sense. It would probably be useless to just swallow vitamin lecithin because as it passes through your digestive system, it gets broken down too much before it locates to your blood stream to have a significant assistance. However, you probably won't want to take in anything through IV though so your options may be limited. It would be best for you to consume B5 as well because it goes hand and hand and assists the process where vitamin lecithin becomes acetylcholine.
How you can help yourself provide a clean sample
Do not provide a sample with the first urination of the day as it holds the highest drug metabolite concentration. You should wait at least 2-3 urinations before giving the sample. Another helpful thing is to not provide the start or finish of your urination - start urinating in the toilet, stop, provide a sample in the cup and finish off in the toilet - make sure you provide 60 cc's though.
Exercise for a clean sample
In this particular department, athletes will hold a bit of a benefit in comparison to most people. As fat gets burnt from the body, the THC byproducts will send off into the blood and this is the only method which works to get THC metabolites from out of the lipid tissue. With a normal day by day routine that does not contain much exercising, the byproducts and metabolites will be released in a long period of time but with a higher metabolic rate, the THC byproducts and metabolites gets moved throughout the system a lot quicker than in the average body and this will lead to a lower detection period.
If you exercise in between drug tests, it will result in you getting cleaned of drug metabolites at a much quicker rate. It is essential that you keep yourself from burning off fat cells when it comes close to providing the sample. When it is the day of the test, it does not really matter what you have in your lipid tissue but what is in your blood and urine will matter a lot obviously.
Exercising will put an increase on the trace amount of drug metabolites in urine and therefore let's you urinate it out quicker but with that in mind, it is essential that you keep yourself from keeping the rate increased after about a week or so prior to the testing. When that time hits, you should get lazy, don't exercise, and eat a lot as it will store fat over and bury the metabolites so they don't get into the urine. Keep in mind that this will not work if they are random surprising testing and only works if they know over a week or more ahead of time really.
Clenbuterol
It has been found in studies that Clenbuterol will help you reduce fat and this would also help you remove drug metabolites from lipid tissue. Clenbuterol will also increase your metabolic rate. It has not been directly related in studies that Clenbuterol will assist you in passing a drug test but because it reduces your fat, it would make sense that the break down process will only result in you having a lower amount of fat soluble traces in your system. Keep in mind that Clenbuterol has been marked as a performance enhancer and is not permitted in the professional athlete realm and is on the 'banned list' so if you are an athlete, stay away from it.
Low Dosage (Steroids)
If you (as an athlete) are facing a drug test for steroids, you could still use anabolic steroids and be able to pass the test possibly. Because your body naturally produces testosterone (which is a steroid), it shows up in your urine but as a small trace amount so the idea (as a steroid user) would be to keep the intake low enough to look like a natural amount (as it varies by person) of steroids in the urine.
It has been discovered that most steroid users use more than the suggested amount though and they usually take different kinds of steroids at the same time (stacking) so in these cases, you won't stand much of a chance come testing time. Keep in mind that anything over what is needed is a waste and there are no proven benefits in stacking or over dosing in steroids - only negative side effects.
This article has covered some natural and healthy ways of passing a drug test. You can't always believe the label and there is no miracle method for these so don’t get fooled out of your money.
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